Saturday, April 23, 2011

Definition Time

Christians: People who believe that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father and born of a virgin mother can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood, and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul (whatever that may be) that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical (apple? – pomegranate?) tree after being warned by the father-father not to.

Hey, it all makes sense to me.


BTW -Happy Easter.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Makes sense to me too. Hell, there are people who believe Michele Bachman is a human being.