Saturday, February 19, 2011

Glen Beck is Really Feeling His Oats

Glen Beck is making hay with his dire warnings of the coming conflagration against the evil caliphate. But isn't that exactly what the fundies want? Isn't it the battle at Armageddon that is going to bring all this to a head? Isn't this what all the true believers say will be the (semi-) final comeuppance of Satan? Isn't this what it's all about?



Rather than being fearful or concerned, shouldn't all of the "end-times" mavens be jumping for joy? Isn't this when Jesus stampedes his way back onto the planet astride a glorious white steed wearing crossed ammo belts over his chest, brandishing blazing 50 caliber machine guns on each arm, with a wisp of his fair, reddish blond hair charmingly askew over his determined countenance sporting his steely blue eyes and a grim smile upon his angelic but murderous face? Isn't this where old Beelzebub gets his? Isn't this the final showdown? - Well, not the FINAL final showdown, but, let's say the "preliminary" final showdown? There's more to come if you check out the entire scenario predicted by those in the know.


And, doesn't "The Rapture" fit in here somewhere? Aren't all "the chosen" going to swept up and placed on board the Paradise Express leaving all of us groveling, slobbering sinners down here to deal with Satan and Rob Schneider flicks?


The Beckster and his minions should be giddy with excitement. They should be hailing these events, because, of course, the outcome is not in question, right?
 
The Lord of Lords wins out, and there ain't no doubt!
 
 But for whatever obscure reasons, we have to play out this bloody confrontation to the hilt. Why? Well, it's not for us to reason...
 
I'm just sayin'...
 
TLS

1 comment:

Dr. Kold_Kadavr_flatliner, M.D. said...

I liked your 'askew'. But, alas, you're severely MissGuided as was I before my awakening: only 2 realms after death, brudda, and 1 of 'em ain't too cool. HEAR YE! O HEAR YE!! You know, of course, 1-outta-1 croaks, so why don’t you follow us Home to Heaven Above? We’ll have a BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy celebrating our resurrection for many eons; I’ll be your faithfull servant for however long you desire. Heaven totally kicks-ass, totally rrrocks-our-socks. God bless you. _thewarningsecondcoming.com_