Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Pat Robertson: What a Guy!!!

Pat Robertson has made his predictions for 2007 after his tete-a-tete with the godster. The big guy related to good ole' Pat that a bunch of us are going to get greased this year via some type of terrorist attack on our soil. God, being the sly devil he is, wouldn't divulge anything further except to say that it will probably be later in the year. So, I guess we can relax through spring and into summer. The college crowd can still get stinko and screwed at their all important post winter rituals in Florida and the Caribbean. The rest of us should be able to get a handle on that pesky crab grass and perhaps get in a few rounds at the country club (thank god!,) But then, we'd better start raising the terrorist alert level toward the crimson end of the spectrum, and stock up on batteries, plastic sheeting, duct tape and turkey jerky. The lord of lords wouldn't even tell Patty Cake what kind of attack it will be. Nuclear? (or, uh nuculer?) Biological? Tribbles? He knows how to keep us on the edge of our proverbial seats, doesn't he?

Robertson is proud of his track record, but admits that "sometimes I miss." The fact that he's not batting a thousand tells us that either Patsy should invest in a hearing aid, or take better notes. Or perhaps the king of kings gets his jollies from messing with our heads. He feeds us a few red herrings just to keep things interesting. What a kidder.

Pat Robertson is an asshole. How he maintains an audience is beyond me. That he, in fact has a large following does not reflect well on the intelligence level of this country. He is such a mean spirited cretin. His adherents are idiots. Robertson's having a dais upon which to spew his drivel is, if anything is, a sin against humanity. He's not up there predicting the next schmuck "The Donald" will point to and say "You're fired!", or whether Brad and Angelina will break our hearts. The Rob lays claim to having one-on-one personal conversations with god, for god's sake! He predicts mass murder to bolster his ratings. The man is insane! Presumably, should his dire prediction come to pass, he will no doubt gleefully shout from the rafters "I told you so, I told you so. Nya na nya na nya!!!" I can envision Pat Man and the omniscient one giving each other "high fives," and maybe downing a couple of brewskies together in celebration.

Simply because some of the crap Robbie Baby supposedly regurgitates from the mouth of god comes to fruition does not serve as an affirmation of his predictions. It only means that if you throw enough shit against the wall, some of it will probably stick. Big wup!

Here is hoping that someone spirits the Reverend Mr. Robertson away, ties him securely to an uncomfortable chair, pins his eyes open ala A Clockwork Orange, restricts his head movement and forces him to watch Rob Schneider's entire body of work (or to the true aficionado - his oeuvre) - TV and film - in full Dolby, repeatedly for days - nay, nay -for eternity!

Pat Robertson is - well, I just have to say it - he's a poophead.

One other thing.

The supposed outrage of, among others, the Iraqi sunnis regarding the execution of Saddam and the video which is now circulating the net, is a crock. This coming from people, primarily muslims, who think nothing of stoning to death a young woman in the town square for besmirching her family's honor for say, being in the same town as some man not her father or brother, or as seen in Afghanistan under the taliban, public beheadings during period breaks in soccer games. Now that's entertainment!

Seeing Saddam being led to his death was not pleasant. I took no joy in watching it, though watch it I did. I am not a particular fan of capital punishment, but if anyone deserved to die for his actions, Saddam did. I don't mourn for the man. People who believe that Saddam Hussein was any kind of hero are at least as stupid as Robertson's admirers, maybe more so (if that's possible.)



TLS

10 comments:

Ginger said...

Poophead! I love your restraint & I second & third your comments!

Thank you for your kind comments at BC & good luck with your blockage & your blog.
I am a new fan. =)

Terry S said...

I guess I just like to play with the language. I have a son who is a poet, and I have to try to measure up.

Thanks to you for your comments as well.

It's too early to tell how things are going blockage wise. As I indicated, I have no pain or other particular symptoms. I just started with some heart medicine and will be taking the Zocor as I indicated. We'll see.

I'm sure your situation concerning your father is difficult. I don't know how much experience you have with loss.

While my family has always been small - we could have a reunion in a phone booth - my wife's family is quite large. She is the oldest of eight, and her father was one of eleven.

Since the early 1990s so many people on both sides of our family have passed that it's difficult to keep track. Some of the losses have been more traumatic than others I suppose, but all are difficult to assimilate.

While neither of our sons have married or become fathers, most of our contemporaries are not only parents, but now grandparents. Even though I am now 60, I am not anxious to answer to "gramps" just yet.

I certainly hope things progress for you as best they can. Relate to you father that there are a lot of people out and about who are rooting for him. Whether any of the remedies work for him or not, as you say, they do provide a modicum of hope, and who knows, something just might do the trick.

Stay well yourself,

TLS

tina said...

Pat Robertson is a nut case. My mom watches these televangelists and I just want to say to her, " don't believe them, don't send your money to them!" But she does anyway.

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